call-me-dash:

portablegaytardis:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes thoKatanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armourA katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.

Now /that’s/ a metaphor

call-me-dash:

portablegaytardis:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.

Now /that’s/ a metaphor

(via consulting-criminals-are-cool)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

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Anonymous asked: P!nk is my spirit animal!!!! <3 I grew up on her music, she is the best!

AAAAAAAA ME TOO SHE’S MY SWEET BABUUUU

darkhiphop:

hahahhahahahaha omfg

darkhiphop:

hahahhahahahaha omfg

(Source: thelightwoodinstitute, via intoxicatingfemininity)

Getting ran off the road twice is not how I wished to begin my day

Anonymous asked: Are you obsessed with tegan and sara? (i dont mean it in an obnoxious way, but it'd be cool to fangirl with someone)

bahaha, aw man! not really, but i mean, fangirl away! EMBRACE ITTTT 

now if you want to fangirl about p!nk, i will hop right on that bandwagon 

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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(via memewhore)

(via memewhore)

sapphicslut:

hey logicd i think u misspelled “10000/10 hot and fabulous motherfucker”

sapphicslut:

hey logicd i think u misspelled “10000/10 hot and fabulous motherfucker”

tomorrow morning will be hell but it’s okay because tonight was wonderful

improving-for-good:

why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way

(via cj-sewers)